Love & Sex

The whole world need to stop worrying about young women not getting married. There are more things to worry about to be honest. There are probably more intelligent women in Malaysia then there are men, let them contribute to the economy. The last time I check, there was no shortage of babies in Malaysia.

A lot of people believe, and throw the phrase 'jodoh pertemuan di tangan Tuhan' ad nauseum, but when they found out that a someone is getting married to a married man, becoming a second wife, they'll all go, 'laa.. dah takde lelaki lain dah ke nak kahwin?'. That phrase is, of course also usable when someone is getting married to a person outside of their race. So I guess it's not 'jodoh pertemuan di tangan Tuhan' unless you say so?

How sure are you that it wasn't their jodoh to be that man's second wife? Or the wife of a duda anak tiga?

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A few months back I worked at this place, making videos about baby dumping, the one that's airing on Astro Oasis now. I for one don't quite agree with throwing the capital punishment just yet onto those who committed that offense, and I know quite well that it is really a foul and despicable act for a human being, mothers and fathers to do to their offspring. Why? Because the road leading to the dumpsters, backalleys and lubang jambans where these babies are left to die is paved with ignorance.

We said no to sexual education in school while modern age moms and dads are too busy making money. We convinced ourselves that the Internet is the problem so we blocked all the porn sites yet still people are getting jiggy with it.

Oh no. What else could we blame?

Blame yourselves.

Here's a thing to ponder: Have you ever wondered how animals know how to reproduce? It's in their nature, right? Of course! So then, is sex not in our nature too?

Cis! Kita manusia la Hadi! Tuhan bagi kita akal. Kita bukan setaraf dengan binatang! Celaka kau!

Yeah, sure. So then why are we leaving sex as something for our kids to discover for themselves, like how animals do, when we have the wisdom to teach them what is right and wrong knowing that our kids too have the wisdom to understand what is right and wrong?

So, in quite a harsh tone, is it safe to say that the persons who are against teaching sex to kids too are acting like animals?

Sexual education isn't about screening Backdoor Sluts 9 to boys and girls, and telling them to get into pairs, strip each other naked and spend the next hour fucking their brains out. Most sexual education programs I've read from the supposedly decadent West actually splits the children according to their gender à la us Muslims so that each gender, the fairer and the smellier might learn more in depth about what they have down there without all the eews.

That doesn't sound so bad eh? Well of course, not everything that has the word sex in it is bad. I go to a unisex salon, write male as my sex in government forms and measure the angle between any two visible objects using a sextant.

But then again, yeah.. they are the West. Immoral lot aren't they, with their individualism and egalitarian lifestyle? How dare I compare us, with our Eastern values to them? They drink, call their fathers by their first names, have casual sex and actually having the guts to block Israeli ships from docking at their harbour? We have our Dasar Pandang Ke Timur!

Dasar Pandang Ke Timur. Heh. Have you people seen how bizarre the porn is in Japan?

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Oh yeah, to all future mother-in-laws, you can ask us to pay thousands of dollars for your daughter's hand, but don't for one moment think that that amount of money is her true value. If you have to ask a few hundred more just so your daughter gets more than your neighbor's daughter, then I'll ask you to take a long, deep look into your daughter's eyes and tell her that she's just an object for your ego.

This commercialization of love is sickening.